December 4, 2007
Oddblotter: Cube Jockeys Gone Wild!
Sunday's BPD Blotter described a woman who had a little too much to drink at an office Christmas party. Police found Kimberly M. Simon, 28, of Newton, sleeping at the wheel of her car, which was running.
Further investigation revealed that she was plowed and that she got plowed at the office party. It got weird when police took Simon to the station:
On arrival to the station, the suspect urinated on the floor of the booking area rather than use the bathroom, was uncooperative with the booking procedure, and continuously gave officers the peace sign while stating āIām from Compton.ā
If she allegedly acted like that at the police station, how did she behave around her coworkers? And what was it like when she encountered her coworkers on the cold, hard Monday morning after?
Album image from Amazon. All charges alleged until proven under law.



Ah yes, the "walk of shame". If I had moved from L.A. (Compton) to Boston, I sure as hell would have a designated driver during the holidays, (perhaps when I was NOT drinking as well, given our local drivers).