Music
--Multimedia artist and musician Brian Dewan will join Bostonist faves Walter Sickert & the Army of Broken Toys, the Boston Typewriter Orchestra, and S. Joe Hazelwood at Church. Of course, the Broken Toys are promising frilly panties and corsets. 69 Kilmarnock Street, 9:00 pm.

--The Lemonheads make a return to the Middle East. Evan Dando is bringing members of the Descendents with him. Dando still has a wild streak--he talked 'shrooms and Cro-Magnon man with the Herald. 480 Mass Ave, Cambridge, 8:00 pm.

Contest
--Get your Cosby on. McFadden's is holding its second annual Ugly Christmas Sweater Soiree. The person with the ugliest sweater gets $200, but, even better, they'll have an Egg Nog Bar. 148 State Street, 8:00 pm to 2:00 am.

Image from Brian Dewan's MySpace page.