Parking Spot Hogs in South Boston?

Matt Viser at the Globe did a report today on how a few South Boston residents are hogging parking spots with chairs, trash barrels, and whatever is laying around. The city of Boston explicitly states that a person can save his or her spot for 48 hours after a storm. After that, it becomes hogging.

48 hours seems perfectly reasonable. Maybe even three days if the storm is bad. But anyone unwilling to give up a spot after that period of time is suffering from a serious case of Grinch. Shoveling stinks, but do spot hogs really think they can keep it forever?

Also, is this a problem limited to South Boston? Recently, a woman's tires were slashed in East Boston after she parked in a spot that had been saved. (Not to justify tire-slashing or general assholery, but that episode happened soon after a storm so the saving rule was in effect.)

Viser called South Boston a "parking-starved neighborhood," which suggests that maybe the existence of a municipal garage that would be free if there's a storm (as in Cambridge) or with reduced rates (as in Boston) might mitigate the assholery. The heart of the problem is too many cars and not enough snow-free parking.

And maybe if other neighbors who were physically able to shovel actually pitched in, the space-hoggers might stop using righteous indignation as an excuse for being a parking spot hog.

Believe it or not, City Councilor Bill Linehan said that hogging spots was a "cultural thing." That's nearly the same phrase City Councilor Chuck Turner used when he justified not shoveling his sidewalk. Memo to Councilors: You can justify your own assholery or the assholery of your constituents however you like, but pretty please don't use a "cultural thing" unless you specifically state that it is an "asshole culture thing." And Bostonist dares you to say "asshole culture thing."

But Linehan deserves credit for saying, "But when snow diminishes, there's a time to pull in the chair and cone."

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