--The BPD must love that Burger King commercial that punks customers with the information that BK has discontinued the Whopper. Upon hearing that information, the customers promptly freak out.
Perhaps a man thought he wasn't going to get his Whopper in Dorchester last night. Police had to go to the Burger King on Washington Street when a guy returned to the BK after security officers tossed him. He assaulted them and had weed on him. The BPD Blotter Writer titled the incident "I Have to Have My Whopper." [BPD News]
--Using a nicotine fit as an excuse for shoplifting is, in BPD parlance, "never a good idea." A 17-year-old teenager swiped some cigarettes from a store in Hyde Park last night. When apprehended, she tried to, uh, explain herself to the police: "I !$@*^ up, I needed the cigarettes!” [BPD News]
--A BOLO (Bostonist's favorite BPD acronym) helped police nab a guy who was selling hot GPS systems on Hanover Street yesterday evening. [BPD News]
--A 12-year-old kid got busted on a joyride in Holyoke early yesterday. He was also charged with resisting arrest. What a charmer. [Boston Herald]
All charges alleged until proven under law.



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