MittWatch: Romney Totally Missed His Calling

122307-mitt-ann.JPGIf things don't work out for former Massachusetts governor and current Republican presidential aspirant Mitt Romney, he can always follow in ex-candidate Bob Dole's footsteps--as a spokesman for Viagra.

CBS News' From the Road blog reports that Mitt Romney had this to say about his wife, Ann:

“She’s a cute girl, I’ll tell ya,” Romney told the Iowa crowd that was packed into a small coffee house here. “She’s hot, too. Wow!”

Romney then appeared to lick his finger and make a sizzle noise, leaving many attendees and members of the media roiling with laughter (and a few others standing silently with their mouths agape).

Okay, okay, everyone gets it. The still-sexy Romneys know how to keep their marriage spicy, yet they don't slobber all over each other like Al and Tipper Gore. What's their secret? Bostonist still thinks it is that horse mask Mitt Romney received from one of the Five Brothers, which was given jokingly--one hopes--to help Romney get some attention from his wife.

Image of the Romneys together from the official Mitt Romney site.

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