Oh, it's been so long since Somerville's Good Time Emporium, your place for go-karting and miscellaneous misdemeanors, has popped up on the blotter. But a loquacious perp had a lot to say when police arrested him early on the morning of December 29.

The Somerville Journal reports that, after going to the redemption counter, the perp tried to "grab a handful of tickets that were not his." When told by an employee that the aforementioned behavior was inappropriate, the perp hauled off and punched the employee in the face--twice.

A detail officer got involved and asked the man to leave. The man countered with a play on words: "Yeah, f— it, I’ll leave. I don’t want to come back to Good Time ’cause it ain’t a good time."

Eventually, he got a disorderly for wrecking everyone's good time.

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