Update: No winner for the Democrats yet, which makes CNN look bad because they were calling it for Obama all day.
But, even more embarrassing, Rudy Giuliani is thisclose to getting beaten by Ron Paul, 9% to 8% as of 10:00 pm.
Update to the Update: CNN has projected Hillary Clinton as the winner of the New Hampshire primary, a huge comeback after Iowa. (The "Iron My Shirt" dudes can stuff it.) Obama wasn't far behind, so Super Tuesday is going to be fun.
CNN just projected John McCain as the winner of the New Hampshire primary. Romney will likely take home yet another silver medal in the presidential Olympics.
Huckabee is far behind in third right now. That's bad news for Huckabee and for Stephen Colbert. In his writer-free return to the airwaves last night, Colbert reminded his audience and aired clips proving that Huckabee offered Colbert a slot as vice-president. If Huckabee made it (a long shot at this point), Colbert will have to wrestle Chuck Norris for the job. As for Big Blimpin' Ron Paul, the existence of the "Ron Paul Wall" didn't make him the winner, but he did kick Fred Thompson's ass.
Regarding the Democrats, "Cooter Power" didn't work out as well at John Edwards hoped. He came in third. We'll let you know how it turns out between Clinton and Obama.
Map of the New Hampshire liquor stores from the New Hampshire Liquor Commission. We're trying to help all the journalists out there.


