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From Red Sox Monster, Bostonist hears that New York Giants fans have descended to pathetic levels in an attempt to boost their team's self-confidence. A radio station is distributing masks of Brady's ex and babymomma, Bridget Moynahan, in the hopes of distracting the quarterback to the Super Bowl.
Obviously, the station cooked up this idea before word got out that Brady was walking around with a cast on his foot. And, besides, if they wanted to follow the Tony Romo-Jessica Simpson paradigm, they should have handed out masks of Gisele Bundchen. Of course, Red Sox Monster has plenty to say about it.
Perhaps a better mask would have been the face of Gisele Bundchen's ex-boyfriend, Leonardo DiCaprio. Seems Brady and Bundchen were near DiCaprio this weekend, and words were not exchanged.
If you want to give yourself a good fright, you can look at the life-sized PDF file of the Moynahan mask, which has weird Photoshop streaks at the top of her head and her eyes cut out.
Smaller image of Moynahan mask from Red Sox Monster.
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They should check in with Cleveland to see how well the "ex hex" went over when the Indians tried it on Beckett.
Not just a Bridget mask, but a pissed-off Bridget mask. They're really feeling panicky, eh?
That's just stupid of NY. We're not strapping phalluses to our heads to distract Manning... although that would be a novel idea
Peyton masks?
this is just f-ing stupid.
lol@lexus125's comment, that would be perfect.