A recent piece of the Boston University police blotter reads like a lost, possibly porny, chapter of the fairy tale "Goldilocks and the Three Bears":

A caller reported an individual was in the shower for more than two hours and was not responding to knocks on the door at 520 Park Drive at 12:41 a.m. Dec. 9. BUPD found the shower was left running with no one in it.

Gee, wonder what was happening in there that took two hours? Dude, you'd better keep an eye on your bed and your porridge.

While searching for a SFW image to go with this, we came across instructions on how to take a shower, in case you need to know or in case a coworker needs some hints.

DVD cover from Amazon.