Also from the BPD Blotter, a man from Quebec was in town to take in a Celtics game. Unfortunately, the rest of the crowd at TD Banknorth had to take in the sight of his ass at the concession stand:

The suspect was walking through the common walkway making loud noises and repeatedly lifting the back of his jacket exposing his bare buttocks. It should be noted that there were many families accompanied by their children in the hallway during the time that the suspect was exhibiting this behavior. Officers stopped the suspect, who appeared to be under the influence of alcohol, and ordered him multiple times to pull up the rear of his pants. During the interaction with the officers, the suspect verbally assaulted officers and created a scene causing other patrons to stop and observe. While officers were getting the suspect’s information he questioned officers stating “So, did you like looking at my !&%$?”

Sacre bleu! Ballpark concessions are bad enough. Must people look at bare buttocks and nuclear-hued nachos as well?

Image from Amazon. Bostonist didn't want to gross you out with ass crack, so we felt that an image of Dan Aykroyd was appropriate, if only because he was Canadian like the perp and played a plumber with a case of ass-crack on SNL.