Note: A few NSFW links are in this post. All of them are craigslist-related. No pictures, but words.

Even though the Super Bowl is in Phoenix and all the hookers seem to be over there right now, that doesn't mean people aren't having their own naughty soirees, if Craigslist is any indication. After reading the Herald's articles about "Patriots Widows" and World Series hook-ups, Bostonist had to peruse The Craig to see if anything was going on or if all the dirty deeds were relocating to Arizona.

They're not. Someone local is looking for a "Naked Super Bowl." Another person has domination on the brain and wouldn't mind being used as a footstool during the Super Bowl.

As for the Patriots Widows, one guy straight-up asks for football widows to call him. He was probably thrilled to spot the woman who lets everyone know that "Hubby's gone!"

We so cannot get over the Herald's depiction of Patriots widows.