Breaking: Some Boston Residents Indifferent Toward The New England Patriots

Bostonist has uncovered an underground society of lifelong Bostonians who totally hate football and do not give a rat's hairy, dreadlocked behind about the NFL Superbowl, The New England Patriots, or Tom Brady.

Even more shocking: Bostonist has confirmed that several locals know only two facts about Patriots superstar quarterback Tom Brady, which they learned from US Weekly magazine:
a) he is dating Giselle, and
b) he recently had a baby with another woman, whom he scorned.

According to an anonymous member of this sicko society, "We are only pretending to have raging case of 'Pats Fever' because our work, family and social lives would be destroyed in one fell swoop if anyone knew the truth -- that we are only in this Patriots thing for the free beer and Doritos."

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