Huckabee Romney Endorsed by Witches

UPDATE: Nevermind. The map we looked at this morning clearly said Huck won Salem in their Republican primary. (And yes, we haveth witnesses.) Now the same map says that Mitt Romney has actually won the Republican vote in Salem. This is obviously a case of witchcraft at work.

Is it a coincidence that the only Massachusetts city to give the majority vote to Huckabee in the Republican primary was Salem, our Commonwealth's -- lo, our nation's -- proud mecca of witchcraft? We thinketh not!

Surrender, Romney !!

Eee-hee-hee-heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

(*Poof*)