February 6, 2008
Huckabee Romney Endorsed by Witches
UPDATE: Nevermind. The map we looked at this morning clearly said Huck won Salem in their Republican primary. (And yes, we haveth witnesses.) Now the same map says that Mitt Romney has actually won the Republican vote in Salem. This is obviously a case of witchcraft at work.
Is it a coincidence that the only Massachusetts city to give the majority vote to Huckabee in the Republican primary was Salem, our Commonwealth's -- lo, our nation's -- proud mecca of witchcraft? We thinketh not!
Surrender, Romney !!
Eee-hee-hee-heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
(*Poof*)
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i think it's because the witches of salem are afraid that he really wants to burn them at the stake, and they're hoping a quid pro quo will save them from being barbecued after he's inaugurated.
I KNEW there had to be some reason why Huck-a-jerk has been doing so well!
Or...Romney is the witch and Salem wants Huckabee to burn him at the stake. Huckabee probably thinks Mormons practice witchcraft. He did say some unchristian things about Mormons.
That's OK. I looked at that map last night about 10:30 and there was one town in central MA that was colored such that Ron Paul was leading with one precinct reporting. By morning, it had changed.