After freezing our buns off outside Casa Lampoon, while 'Pooners were slinging T-shirts and crackers at the crowd, only to be told that Paris Hilton was late, we're glad that we weren't the only ones who missed out on seeing the Queen of Wine in a Can.* The BPD denied a group of rowdy fans the opportunity to see Ms. Hilton early this morning on Warrenton Street:

As officers were attempting to move traffic and the crowds down Warrenton St. and disperse the large crowd that continued to gather on the street as Paris Hilton’s car drove by, offices were confronted by a group of about ten to fifteen people. Officers identified their office and directed members of the group to disperse and keep moving.

While talking to the group, [suspect] responded to officers’ orders for the crowd to disperse by yelling, “We’re not going anywhere! Who the !$*% do you think you are talking to!?” Again officers announced their office by yelling “Boston Police!” At this point, suspect, [another suspect] yelled “I don’t give a !%#& who he is!” and proceeded to punch an officer in the face.

Officers were not amused and took these diva wannabes to the lockup. Paris Hilton, the face that launched a thousand fistfights, must have sped off into the arms of the city. Who knows what's going to happen at The Estate tonight?

*A kind soul is helping with photos of Hilton at the Castle. Stay tuned.

All charges alleged until proven under law.