Not to be outdone by Charlize Theron, who is being honored by the A-list Hasty Pudding, Paris Hilton continued to cut a wide swath through Boston when she was at The Estate. In fact, she garnered attention by dancing on a coffee table. With Oompa-Loompas. And then she showed her boobies.
We're wondering what was up with the Oompa-Loompas. Sadly, Bostonist does not have rights to the photo the Track Girls put up, but at least three Oompa-Loompas are hanging out with Hilton at the Estate. In fact, they travel with her. Were there Oompa-Loompas at Casa de Lampoon? If not, the Lampooners should ask for a refund.
HollywoodRag has more of the photos, if you really want to torture yourself. No wonder she had a nipple slip. She would have needed a pound of double-stick just to keep that dress on.
So, let's wrap up what Paris Hilton has done for Boston:
1. Kept the BPD occupied when some boneheads refused to disperse in her presence
2. Stood up the local news media
3. Showed her ta-tas, like she always does, so we're not special or anything
All in all, the only thing we got out of this was a minor boost to the local economy and a fun little faceoff between the Harvard Lampoon and Hasty Pudding.
Bostonist's stock promo shot of Paris Hilton because the one of her at The Estate is even more tacky.

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