Valentine's Day: a time for sweets and sweet sentiments. Unless, of course, you visit Flour Bakery on 12 Farnsworth Street in Fort Point, where they've cooked up some pervy pastries especially for the holiday. Flour's delicious X-rated cookies are so true to the spirit of adult film that they aren't on display; customers must ask to see them.
A word of warning: expect to be shocked—the unprintable endearments range from pornographic to really pornographic. "3some" is the least racy slogan Bostonist has seen so far. But there's something undeniably endearing about seeing such filthy phrases scrawled upon innocuous-looking, pink-frosted sugar cookies, and you'll laugh yourself silly after your jaw returns from the floor. The cookies, along with their PG-rated counterparts, will be available through Valentine's Day, if you really want to surprise your sweetie.
Post contributed by Lyette Mercier. Image from Wikimedia Commons.
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On your advice straight from this article I went to Flour bakery near South Station this morning to get my naughty valentine's day cookies for my lovely bandmate Walter
They are heart shaped cookies with frosting and funny sayings on them - you have to ask for them special and I told the lady to just pick out four for me
This is what I got (Concealed with special characters for propriety)
L^&$ my B#$$%
Do me in the A$$
C&* on my Face
Red Wing it Baby
OK I didn't expect it to be THAT dirty - I burst out laughing when I opened the bag after buying them and when I did, the staff did too
I can't wait to see what Walter says tonight!
hehehehe
That's fabulous! I got "Lick my [word said by Jane Fonda on the Today show this morning]" Offensive? Yes. Funny? Hell yes!
OMG I TOTALLY saw Jane Fonda say that and thought ot myself - did I just hear that on NBC - GO JANE!
A shot of Walter eating one of his cookies
And one close up if you can't read the first one
I ate the Red Wing one before he even saw it **guilt**
A shot of Walter eating one of his cookies
And one close up if you can't read the first one
I ate the Red Wing one before he even saw it **guilt**
Funny - the href's showed up in preview - well anyway, here are the links if you want to see them
http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q140/armyoftoys/Walter_Sickert_Cookie.jpg
http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q140/armyoftoys/Walter_Sickert_CookieClose.jpg
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