Get Lewd in Front of Teens, Lose Your Red Sox Nation Card

Several Red Sox Nation cards are in danger of being revoked this week. First were the alleged lugnuts who beat up a guy unfortunate enough to be wearing a Yankees cap near the Cantab. Now there's the Red Sox scout who was arrested after allegedly "masturbating in front of a window that overlooked a Florida hotel pool where two young girls were swimming."

The scout, Jesse Levis, says he didn't go to the window, but two young teens said they saw him "standing naked in his hotel window." Even if he happened to be wandering around in the buff, letting himself air out and perhaps adjusting himself but forgetting to close the window, he was apparently hanging out that way for a while.

The hotel manager said that a similar incident happened last year. All charges alleged, but either Levis has a problem, or he needs to close his windows.

Before he became a scout, Levis was an MLB catcher.

Levis' mugshot. All charges alleged until proven under law.