Been a while since we've seen any good celebrity gossip. But Boston Daily has a little treat about Eli Roth, the director born in Massachusetts who grew up to be the king of icky torture porn and who inspired an article titled, "What's a Nice Jewish Boy from Newton Doing Making Films Like This?" Roth's brand of horror has made him a Hollywood name, but he's not big enough to sleep with Lindsay Lohan, which is saying something since it appears she'll sleep with just about anyone. Boston Daily read Roth's mySpace account of Lohan summing him up:

She then went out to the bathroom, turned around, came back and walked by us again, and mumbled to her friend “too old,” and kept walking. Now - she’s absolutely correct - but it was still pretty f*&king hilarious.

He's 36, and she's 21. To his credit, he admitted he wouldn't have swum in those waters. But, if she wanted to continue her torture-porn streak after the infamously bad I Know Who Killed Me, she could have at least struck up a conversation so she could get in on a Hostel sequel.

Image of Eli Roth from his myspace page. Photo by Scott Weiner. It already makes us feel creepy.