--The Red Sox just broke up with Mirabelli ... we are processing this. It is hard.

--Boston has good roads? Hold up. Did the people who determined this actually come here? [WBZ]

--Not everyone loves a stripper, especially in Milford. [Boston Globe]

--The BU Biolab just got put on notice. [White Coat Notes]

--Pianist Anton Kuerti is the coolest dad ever, at least where the BSO is concerned. [AP/Boston Herald]

--Is Mitt Romney going to be John McCain's VP pick? [WCVB]

--A Tufts sorority just got suspended for hazing. Apparently they like to make new friends by humiliating them first. [Tufts Daily]

--We are burning out on this story about a woman who sat on a toilet for two years. VB, however, is not. [Fox 25]

The turkeys are back! The turkeys are back! Image of turkeys invading Brookline from BradSearles from photos tagged "Bostonist" on Flickr.