While we were underwhelmed by the Herald article that suggested a plague of groping on the MBTA, the MBTA police have decided to do something about the creeps who can't keep their hands to themselves. Officers are going undercover in the hopes of snagging the baddies. We doubt they will go undercover in the same way Bubba Smith did at the beginning of Police Academy 3, but one can only hope.

Of course, if you are groped and an MBTA officer doesn't immediately spring to your rescue, do what the brave teen did to the Green Line Groper and immortalize the T Bag with your cell-phone camera. It's amazing that T-Bags haven't gotten the memo--most people have cell-phone cameras, and they can be found all too easily.

The Herald followed one of the undercover officers, who was supposed to be the "perfect bait" in a "short, sassy" skirt. Uh, note to Herald, gropers, T Bags, and anyone else, just because someone is in a "short, sassy" skirt does not mean she wants to be groped.