Lots of good shows and events, at least one of which is almost indescribable, are coming up, and we don't want you to be left out in the cold. Here are some events you need to add to your calendar:

Chuck Berry
If only all grandpas were this cool.
Berklee Performance Center
Sunday, April 13, 7:00 pm
(spotted on Jim Sullivan Ink)

Kaiju Big Battel: Danger Strikes Back
Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel
Providence
Saturday, March 29, 7:30 pm
$16 advance / $18 day of show

Lemonheads Doing "It's a Shame About Ray"
We were suspicious because the date is April Fool's, but it looks legit.
The Paradise
Tuesday, April 1, 7:00 pm, $25

Kids in the Hall
Compared to the Seinfeld tickets (see below), this is a steal. Brain candy!
City Wang
Thursday, April 17, 8:00 pm
$29.50-$39.50

Jerry Seinfeld
After Bee Movie, we're not so sure. He'd better wear a puffy shirt.
City Wang
Saturday, April 19, 7:00 pm
$48-$78

We heart Kaiju's Kung Fu Chicken Noodle.