Last night, an alleged T Bag on a Forest Hills train must have really wanted to get caught being a perv. While in the presence of the MBTA police, aka The Grope Patrol, this gentleman, uh, threw down the gauntlet. Or at least unzipped his fly:

Officers shortly thereafter observed the suspect removed his private parts from his pants, and ordered him to zip up his pants, and get off the train. The suspect stated to officers “It’s too late!” At this time officers observed the suspect start to urinate all over the floor of the train causing people to scatter and scurry away from the suspect.

We have never seen the word "scurry" in the BPD Blotter, but its use was entirely appropriate. Then again, we'd probably do more than "scurry" if somebody urinated in our presence on an MBTA bus. We'd be leaping up into the seats. The 45-year-old was arrested. [BPD News]

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