The BPD Blotter recorded a spat between two neighbors that turned ugly last night on East Concord street when one neighbor accused the other of hooking.

The hooking slur didn't make the neighbor happy, and the neighbor expressed umbrage with an unusual weapon: "The victim stated that he then approached his neighbor and told him that he needed to stop prostituting in his apartment. Per the victim, his neighbor “flipped out” and started to yell and then hit him in the head with his high heel shoe."

The neighbor was arrested, not on hooking charges but on assault and battery. Even odder, "his shoes were seized as evidence."

All charges alleged until proven under law.