Oddblotter: Taking the Pee Pee Dance Too Literally

On Bostonist's viral video feature, we saw a gentleman compose a song dedicated to the Bruins, and he threw in a little "pee pee dance." It was cute. But someone did a not-so-cute honest-to-goodness "pee pee dance" at TD Banknorth during the Bruins' game:

During the Bruins game, officers’ attentions were drawn by numerous event goers as well as event staff to the upper seat section. Officers responded there and were directed to an individual in the stands. Officers were informed that the noted individual had been observed reaching into his pants with his hands and manipulating his hands inside his pants. According to event staff and event guests, the suspect then exposed himself and started urinating on event guests causing then [sic] to become hysterical and attempt to escape from the confined area.

Yeah, we'd be hysterical, too, if we had to deal with that. We'd much rather watch a fake pee pee dance than deal with the real thing.

Of course the BPD Blotter writer had the perfect title for the incident: "'Black and Gold' Covered in Yellow."

Pee pee dance guy as captured by Bostonist viral video. This is NOT the same guy who was arrested at the Bruins game. All charges alleged until proven under law.