Vomit Proof: Villains Foiled by Intoxication

Wicked Local reports that two soused chaps not only puked in a cab and stiffed the driver, but actually stole from him as well. You gotta feel for cabbies in these situations. A fine fellow from Somerville and his Providence pal allegedly hacked it up in the backseat of a cab, then nabbed the driver's bag from the front seat and scurried away with it after a scuffle. The bag was located later that night along with one of the perp's wallets. Police got extra proof of guilt when they found vomit-laden clothing in the suspect's apartment. C'mon, boys. We know being drunk is mentally demanding, but at least throw those clothes in the washer--or, better yet, the dumpster--instead of leaving them lying around as evidence.

Puking pumpkin from Flickr user Daniel Morrison.