April 17, 2008
Gisele Bundchen Holds the Brady Baby, Freaking Out Ensues
Patriot Tom Brady and his panty model girlfriend Gisele Bundchen spent a little time with Tom Brady's son with actress Bridget Moynahan, which has fueled speculation about Moynahan's head exploding.
But weren't these same people calling out Brady for not spending enough time with the kid? And it's not as if Gisele Bundchen is going to replace JET Moynahan's mother. At this stage, the kid is too young to know who's holding him. Bostonist criticized Bundchen for suggesting that she was going to buy the tot a onesie with "Supermodel" printed on it. That was bitchy, but it seems as if all parties involved in Babbydaddygate are trying to work something out that is good for the kid.
So, let's assume everyone is doing the right thing until JET grows up and can think for himself. And somebody dress that kid in some New England Patriot garb before he turns into a San Diego Chargers fan after growing up on the West Coast.
It's ok if she holds the baby as long as she doesn't drop it. Image of Gisele Bundchen from a Versace ad.



Mother is not freaking out as you speculate. In fact, if you had bothered to look carefully, you would see that I am actually the one carrying the Umlaut away! While you might suspect the weight of all her thieved goods would be too much for me, it is not. People without souls weigh much less.