Puzzled by a correction posted on our earlier report concerning a certain resident of New York City, his child, and his freakishly tiny lover, Bostonist tracked down the source. We have to admit: the Brady Baby probably knows what happened better than we do.
Dreamboat Baby is a surprisingly elegant blog purportedly written by Tom Brady and Bridget Moynahan's infant son. It offers an insider's perspective into Brady's life and motivations (he lost the Super Bowl so that Eli Manning might have his one wish), the alleged larcenies of Gisele Bündchen (whom the child simply calls "The Umlaut"), and the baby's own precociousness ("Guess during which sentence I was typing and made doodie.").
We are frankly aghast that we have overlooked this unusual and authoritative source. Too bad we missed the missives from inside Moynahan's uterus.
Image tagged "bostonist" by Flickr user Blue Socks.
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