Dreamboat Baby (pictured, in utero) is the growing child of Tom Brady & Bridget Moynahan. He reads at a collegiate level and his organs are made of gold. He blogs about his life, his physical development, his parents, and their paramours at his blog.

But, his intelligence being boundless like the drops of water that fill the very ocean, he comments on the news of the day for Bostonist. This is his first installment.

See his work after the jump.