--Beauty and the Geek: Enjoy this season of "Beauty and the Geek" because it will probably be the last one. Ratings for the show have plummeted, and the show is going on hiatus in case the CW can think of a way to jazz it up. Now what will MIT and Harvard students do for kicks?
Our local geeks are trying to go out on a high note. This week, when the teams went up to Big Bear for some fun in the snow, MIT Chris showed an arrogant streak. He seemed charming and enthusiastic at first, but now he's getting surly. Maybe all the squealing and accelerated emotion of reality television is getting to him. He kept talking about how he and his partner, Cara, were the strongest team, but Sweater Vest Tommy continues to trounce the competition. He and his partner won a sledding challenge and immunity. Not only that, but he got his mitts on another one of the beauties, Tara, who is stuck with "Cowboy Joe," whom Tara claims smells bad. As he touched Tara, he said in confessional that he was worried about Amber, the beauty who dragged him into a closet for some shenanigans early in the show. Oh, Tommy, you must be a geek, as you don't realize that it's normal to play musical beds on reality TV.
Image of MIT Chris from the CW. And the old Fatima is back after the jump!
--America's Next Top Model: After a few weeks of learning to bottle up her nasty side, Fatima let it all out now that she's in Italy and among the top five models. She declared that she had no competition, and she said of one of the other models, "Kat should be behind a desk in an office, doing numbers, being an accountant or something like that. She's dull. Ugh." This from the model who couldn't remember to shave her armpits before a shoot.
Interestingly enough, when she arrived for gladiator training for a photo shoot, she claimed she didn't like fighting at all. She could leave someone bruised with a few nasty comments! She got into it quickly enough and squealed in a confessional, "Go home, bitch! Now!" For some reason, she muffed the gladiator photo shoot and looked wimpy. However, she did well enough in her photo shoot to get Tyra Banks to ask, "Is that Iman, or what?" Even though Fatima runs her mouth, she can make an ugly fright wig look pretty good, and she was called first this week.
--A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila: Michelle the boxer is thrilled upon seeing Ms. Tequila: "That little sexy Asian ass. I just want to bite it, you know what I mean?" Uh, that's a matter of personal taste. But it wouldn't be "A Shot at Love" if personal tastes weren't being aired out along with everyone's drawers. The producers stir the pot even more by installing an open bar and letting the contestants loose. Amidst all the drinking, partying, and frottage on the stripper pole, the police showed up, and Tila eliminated a few other people after watching them get naked in a gigantic dice-rolling game. Michelle is still in it, and we're wondering if she's going to make it out of that house without beating the crap out of someone.

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