LeBron James may be on his way to joining the list of worst performances ever by a superstar vs. a Boston team. [Barstool Sports]
Brookline police are offering a Rape Aggression Defense course in May. [Brookline TAB]
New buses are rollin' out on the South Shore. [Quincy Patriot Ledger]
Pulitzer-winning Globe reporter Charlie Savage defects to the New York Times. [Media Nation]
We always knew those MIT kids were up to something. Two seniors were declared "security threats" by the DHS. [The Tech]
A local man serving as a cultural consultant to the army was killed (along with two soldiers) by an explosive in Afghanistan. [WBZTV]
Sam Adams is more popular than Mickey Mouse. And will continue to be until Mickey starts pouring some shots. [Herald]
Local French teacher sings to protest high gas prices. And we thought those praying dudes were weird. [WBZTV]
Hezbollah starts to withdraw after days of battle. [NYT]
Should we invade Burma? [Time]
Some old guy thinks young people are dumb. OMG whatevs! He's totes just jelous jellus jealoose jalousie jealous. Oh, thank god for spell check. [Globe]
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