Saturday Happenings

Free Mustache Rides
You don't have to accept the aforementioned mustache rides, but be aware that a group of people will be showing off their mustaches in the 1st annual mustache pub crawl. The crawl will be mighty long, starting at 1:00 pm at DJ's and winding through until the bars close. Check out the Yelp page, which indicates that somewhere, Tom Selleck is happy. (CR)

Dudes Dressed Like Monsters
Kaiju Big Battel, an event where dudes dressed like monsters wrestle each other, presents its latest spectacle, The New and Improved Boston Massacre. Bostonist got a chance to hear about what's to be expected. See if the Kaiju can save Boston from the onslaught of soft-serve ice cream. Featuring wrestlers from Chikara. The Roxy, 279 Tremont St., 7:00pm. $20.

Fighting Hunger, the Recession, and Everything Else

If the recession we're not in hasn't hit you yet, break out the canned goods. It's Stamp Out Hunger Day, when you can donate to your local food bank. The food banks and the USPS make it easy--just put nonperishable goods by your mailbox, and your friendly local mail carrier will pick it up. (VW)

Epic Sadness

Harmonious Blacksmith brings lutes, voices, improvisation, and the awesomest name for an early music ensemble ever. This afternoon, they hope to convert us to The Cult of Melancholy, performing 16th-century composer/singer/lutenist John Dowland's songs about the sadness of things. First Congregational Church, 21 Church Street, Winchester, 3 pm. $15, free. (CF)

Movies

There is no way to overstate the case: the Brattle's free Elements of Cinema series is one of the best things about living in Boston, if you like movies. Today catch a clutch of Charlie Chaplin flicks. Brattle Theatre, 40 Brattle St., Cambridge, 11:00am. Free.

C. Fernsebner, Caroline Roberts, and Vickie Welch contributed to this post.