
--Have you heard the BPD is installing massive woofers to the front of patrol cars? You may hear and feel "The Rumbler" if you're pulled over. [Boston Globe]
--A Chicago meat company is recalling potentially E. coli contaminated beef products with tasty titles such as "Boneless Clods," "Flat Rounds," "Gooseneck Rounds" and "Knuckle."
Some was shipped to MA in industrial amounts, so carnivores only need to cross their fingers. [Chicagoist]
--The Big Dig tunnels have special ducts for cellphone service, but they're too narrow to be effective. Incompetence or corruption? We report, you decide. [Boston Globe]
--Congratulations to MATCH Charter in Boston for placing 25th on the Newsweek list of the nation's top high schools. [Newsweek via WBZ]
--A man who was dragged out of his hot tub and tasered by Brattlboro (VT) police officers has received $37,500 -- or less than a dollar per volt. The "Don't tase me, bro" guy made some money on ringtones... [The Boston Channel]
--The town of Ipswich, which supplies its own electricity, lost power from 7 a.m. to noon due to a non-clam-frying fire. [Boston Herald]
Image of plastic cow near the Aquarium by BGLewandowski from photos tagged "Bostonist" on Flickr.
