Memorial Day weekend requires two things: barbecues and blockbusters. (And sunshine. Fortunately, it looks like the weather will comply on that front.) Hollywood is helping us out here; this weekend, we have the new Indiana Jones, Speed Racer, Iron Man, and Prince Caspian to choose from in the theatres. If you can't make up your mind, why not hide from reality for an entire day and see 'em all back to back?

The answer to that is: doing so might suck. Jezebel disses the new Indy flick as "Kingdom of the Crystal Dull" (though it's still expected to make plenty of plunder), Speed Racer has been widely characterized as a car crash (haha, get it?), and Iron Man is no Transformers.

Memorial Day weekend might be an homage to silly action schlock, but polish your Manolos--the Sex and the City movie comes out next week. In honor of the impending release, Videogum showcases a hilarious virtual conversation between Charlotte and Carrie. Read it and laugh! Or weep, as the case may be.