Image from Flickr user Chris Seufert

Gary Zerola peed on stuff, got arrested. [Us]

Some kind of local sports team won something, and there's a parade for it tomorrow at 11am. [Boston Channel]

There's a "huge crowd expected" for the above parade. Oh, Herald, we can always depend on you for striking insights. [Herald]

At least the Globe tried to provide a transportation guide, even though it's pretty useless. [Globe]

Somerville's Good Times might be moving to Brockton. Whatever, we'll have IKEA--that's enough good times for us. [Somerville Blog]

Apparently doctors hate their cushy, high-paying, low-stress jobs. And we hate waiting hours for appointments and paying tons of money even when we're insured. Yay, everyone's hateful! [NYT]