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Remember that old dirty joke about a snake in the grass? Now we need to come up with one about a snake in the mailbox. [Boston Channel]

Keith Jones, a Somerville hip-hop (or krip-hop) artist and activist with cerebral palsy, is running for senate. [Wicked Local Somerville]

A woman (allegedly) punched a flight attendant for not letting her smoke on an airplane. We hope nobody tried to stop any celebratory outdoor cigar smoking today--that does deserve a punch. [Consumerist]

If you're basing your vote on media accessibility, McCain wins. So please don't base your vote on media accessibility. [Guardian]

Almost a dozen more levees of the Mississippi River have broken, sending flood waters everywhere. People are losing their homes, crops, and more. [NYT]

A duck is a duck is a duck. Except when KG's in it. Then it's a superduck. [Herald]

New transportation proposals are awesome for Allston--and for Harvard's planned Allston expansion. Hmm. [Wicked Local Allston]

Thirteen drunk drivers were busted in a single Watertown location on Friday the 13th. [Wicked Local Allston]

Jamie Lynn Spears has apparently "spurted out" her baby. If you can trust Gawker and TMZ as news sources. [Gawker, TMZ]