Someone stole an Incredible Hulk statue that was outside a movie theater in Lowell in honor of the latest "Hulk" movie.

The Lowell Sun, last seen on Bostonist mixing it up with Ricky Gervais, made considerable hay of the affair given that the statue was wearing, "purple pants and nothing else." The Hulk's feet were bolted to the ground, as the dinosaur's were, so the perps left the feet behind.

What are they going to do with it? Carry it around as people are wont to do with garden gnomes and take pictures of it in unusual and inappropriate places? If you happen to see a feet-free, almost eight-foot-tall (given the whole foot thing) Hulk statue in front of Centerfolds or the Golden Banana, call the police. And then call us so we can take a picture!

Image of a Hulk figurine from Amazon. Note that it is not actual size.