Train to Wonderland photographed by M. V. Jantzen on Flickr

• Boston teen quits school, does drugs, quits drugs, gets work, aces the GED. Not bad. [Globe]
• Mitt Romney will be on CNN's Situation Room today. Send in your questions for him, quick! [Boston Daily]
• Michael Ian Black is on an anti-David Sedaris crusade, even calling the resident of France an America-hater. [Michael Ian Black]
• Boston is home to over 100,000 millionaires. Now we know why everything's so fucking expensive here. [WBZTV]
• 585 bridges in Massachusetts are structurally deficient, and over 80% of MBTA cars are subpar. Maybe those millionaires can help pay to fix this? [Globe]
• You know what two things really go together well? Wireless and water. Uh. Sorta? [WCVB]
• The house drops access to affordable birth control. Great news for pregnancy pacts! [RH Reality Check, Daily Women's Health Policy Report]