Yesterday, we noted that some sources blame Alex Rodriguez for the apparent impending breakup of Madonna and Guy Ritchie's marriage. Today brings the news that A-Rod and his wife, Cynthia, are splitting up, perhaps verifying that the Madonna rumors are true. However, Jezebel points to a suggestion that A-Rod's soon-to-be ex is dating Lenny Kravitz, who's dallied with Madonna in the past. Apparently Cynthia had a "secret" of her own--that she was going Lenny's way. Check the Gawker flowchart for some clarification. The chart, while helpful, does leave out Guy Ritchie. Maybe he's just some kind of celebrity satellite orbiting this messed-up universe--or maybe he's plotting his seduction of Cynthia. Only time will tell what's next in this scandalous saga.