Jolie-Pitt Twins: Don't Knock Vivienne

Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline: two of the craziest names you've ever heard? Yeah, we thought so. Well, the names' owners won't really have to worry about that, as they're likely to grow up some of the most beautiful and richest people in the world. Knox and Viv are the newest additions to the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie family, which already involves Shiloh Nouvel, Zahara, Pax, and Maddox. They sure do like names ending in X at the J-P household. Anyway, some media outlet will soon pay more money for photos of these children than you will ever make in your lifetime, and you will be bombarded with these expensive images for weeks, and you will weep, and then these children will take over the world. Believe it.