The Hub-o-sphere

-- Snarky blogger and coffee snob start "The Great Hipster War" with threats of arson and "dick-punching." Is Davis Square next? [Pax Arcana]

-- Speaking of hipsters... meet the new hipster ironic fashion accessory: the baby. [Kid Millennial]

-- Urban playgrounders Banditos Misterisos have announced their next event: A Revolutionary War-style water gun fight. Fifers wanted. [Banditos Misteriosos]

-- When the average Bostonian loses his or her keys a landlord or a locksmith gets a phone call. When a b0st0nian loses keys, you get: "If you are reading this and we've been sleeping together recently, could you check around your house?" [b0st0n]

-- Fox 25 News at 10 anchors in Boston get giggly reporting on a New York man's 3 inches of meat. Can you blame them? [Off on a Tangent]

-- If you have any information about Somerville's favorite missing rooster, please drop a line. [Reston the Rooster]

-- A Boston blogger was in Austin for the liberal blogfest Netroots Nation spilled the beans on something juicy -- the gift bag contents! [Blue Mass. Group]

Robert Vassegh contributed to this post. Blogtopus courtesy of bionicteaching and a Creative Commons license.