"Mr. Boston left the "I Love Money" house in Mexico after his teammates turned against him in some "Survivor"-worthy scheming that involved throwing a challenge involving raw chicken. (And making out among the raw chicken--aren't these people at risk of catching enough infections? And you know what we mean if you've watched these shows.) And now he's saying he might deprive us of his presence on reality tv.

Mr. Boston had a very public cry during the episode, which might prompt you to feel bad for him. However, it is worth pointing out that he had a nasty habit of airing out his privates and jumping into showers with women uninvited.

We're not feeling too sorry for him. VH1 has ways of bringing these people back, and the reunion show is going to be amazing--that is, if VH1 pays Mr. Boston an adequate fee. One blogger claims to have received a personal e-mail from Mr. Boston declaring that he intends to retire from reality television VH1 pays him better. He is also plotting a "hillarious" website for the future. Videogum offers a retrospective of his career that is NSFW and culminates with a discussion of ... oh nevermind. After watching it, you might wish that he change his handle from "Mr. Boston" to "Mr. LA."

Should Mr. Boston either a) return to reality television or b) launch this supposedly "hillarious" website, one Bostonist is offering cash for his severed head.

Bailey Triggs and Michael Femia contributed to this post.