Bostonist: Sports Redux: Dead Sox

JocelynCeleste

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 08:34:06 -0500

So is he trying her boobs aren't real? Well, that's just rude.

Michael Femia

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 08:23:07 -0500

I'll admit, that's an angle that hadn't occurred to me before.

sergal

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:57:02 -0500

Hello dear ladies and gentlemen! I would like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress) actually is a clone from original person, who has nothing with acting career. That clone was created illegally by using stolen biological material. Original person is very nice (not d**n sexy), most important - CHRISTIAN young lady! I'll tell you guys more, those clones (it's not only one) made in GERMANY - world leader manufacturer of humans clones, it is in Ludwigshafen am Rhein, North Bavaria, Mr. Helmut Kohl home town. You can not even imaging the scale of the cloning activity. But warning! Helmut Kohl clone staff 100% controlling all their clones spreading around the world, they are very accurate with that, some of them are still NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled clones, so be careful get close with clones you will be controlled as well. Think wise.. Apparently those clones are very actively shown on your website. This is just a warning, because original person is not happy about those images and video, rumors and etc., in that way it would be really nice if you try slow down that ''actress'' career development on your magazine, original Scarlett's parents will really appreciated that. Please do that, do not wait until FBI agent give you a call with questions. Please remember that original family did not authorize any activity with stolen biological materials, no matter what form it was created, it all need to be return back to original family control to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. If you ignore warning after this message, there can happen law suit.. Original Scarlett is not engage, by the way! Her close friend Serge G. P.S. H.R. 534, the Human Cloning Prohibition Act of 2003, was introduced to the U.S. House of Representatives on February 5, 2003. After discussion, it was passed on February 27 by a vote of 241-155. It now moves on to the Senate for consideration. This bill makes it unlawful for any person or entity to perform or participate in human cloning, or to ship or receive embryos produced by human cloning. The penalties are imprisonment of up to 10 years and fines of $1 million or more. These now join other nations as diverse as Norway, Australia, and Germany, which had already added cloning for any purpose to their criminal code. And in Germany where it carries a penalty of five years imprisonment they know a thing or two about unethical science.

MJG

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 12:40:49 -0500

Wouldn't Scarett Scarlett Johansson be more properly linked to wood than cardboard? Sorry. It had to be said. The Sox were dead last night and have been for a month. They were below .500 in July. They'll win crap at that rate. They need to slap the team in the face to get back in the game. Manny's lazy play and slow mental acuity has sunk the Sox into a morass. Trading the court jester is no longer an option. Is Matt Reis related to Al Campanis?

JocelynCeleste

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 11:52:33 -0500

Rick//To help your mental image, Heinz is based out of there....

Rick Sawyer

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 11:41:12 -0500

@Kerry: I'm trying to imagine what a "Pittsburgh Three-Way" might entail. It's not pretty.

Victoria Welch

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 11:35:16 -0500

*bows in awe*

JocelynCeleste

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 11:34:02 -0500

In the four cardboard tubes defense, they do have more musical ability than she does.

Korri Leigh Crowley

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 11:27:58 -0500

Michael you are a god among sports bloggers everywhere.

Kerry Skemp

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 11:08:39 -0500

more jokes about three-ways, please.

Caroline Roberts

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 11:04:45 -0500

I didn't think working Scarlett Johannson and paper towel tubes into a post could be done. But wow. Nor did I think she could be compared to Pudge Rodriguez. After all the technical difficulties, that was a post worth waiting for!