It's a case of what Dave Chappelle would call "keeping it real gone wrong." In their zeal to rid the world of typos, a pair of asshats defaced a 60-year-old sign painted by architect Mary Colter.
Jeff Michael Deck of Somerville, and Benjamin Douglas Herson, of Virginia Beach, Va., members of the Typo Eradication Advancement League, or TEAL, pleaded guilty in U.S. District Court of defacing the irreplaceable Grand Canyon sign, which had been a registered National Historic Landmark.
Mary Colter, known as the "Architect of the Southwest," designed the masterpieces Hopi House (1905) and Desert View Watchtower (1932). But it was Colter's disregard for proper punctuation that Deck and Herson found to be her most poignant work. On the TEAL's website (since taken down), the pair lamented "Will we never be free from the shackles of apostrophic misunderstanding, even in a place surrounded by natural beauty?"
Bostonist loves language and has a shelf of English usage books. But when typos and misspellings are enough to ruin your vacation, it might be time to buy a looser pair of trousers. (Did Deck and Herson have to be sedated in English class when it came time to read Joyce and Faulkner?) Grammar is great, and proper grammar is lovely, but might not typos, like the imperfections in a great painting, have a certain beauty of their own?
Update: According to Language Log, who calls Deck and Herson "peevologists" rather than "asshats," this is the sign that they defaced.
An example of a typo-corrected sign at Harvard Station. Photo by Flickr user Sushiesque


