September 5, 2008
Sports Redux: Let's Talk About Football
It's a good thing nobody took us up on our bet that Tom Brady would be in his usual spot on the injured list. Well, he's not. And even though we all know, and everyone knows we all know, that the injury list is only mandatory because of wink-wink gambling, it's a good sign. Tom's going to play. We hope he plays better than all those weeks he was injured.
Speaking of gambling...we'd love our Bostonist readers to try to outpick us on all the games this year. We're not going to use point spreads; just pick the winners and leave your picks in comments. We'll give everybody the Giants as a freebie, unless you're a particularly honest and masochistic Redskins fan. Winners get mentioned on the prestigious Internet and maybe a beverage when it's all said and done.
Week One previews from John Clayton, Jim McCabe, Dr. Z, and a back-from-the-grave Bill Simmons, to get you started.
Our picks, with selected commentary (home team in caps):
PATRIOTS over Kansas City. Too bad for Matt Cassel that Brady's 100%; the Chiefs might be the only team he could beat, and retire with a career 1-0 record.
Jets over MIAMI. Chad Pennington was the Jets QB for years; now that he's in Miami, he can bring his vast knowledge of the Jets' weaknesses with him. Unfortunately, the best advice he's given so far is, "You can beat the Jets, because their QB is Chad Pennington." Not super helpful, there.
Seattle over BUFFALO. The other teams in their division are the Rams, Cardinals and 49ers. Look for a touching moment at 11:04 in the second quarter when the Seahawks celebrate clinching their division.
GREEN BAY over Minnesota. Hard to pick this one. Since no media were covering the Packers' summer camp, we don't really know a lot about them.
SAN DIEGO over Carolina. The Chargers' Drive to Mid-But-Not-Late January begins again.
Arizona over SAN FRANCISCO. The Cardinals' 47th straight rebuilding year! The 49ers' stadium is now known as Candlestick Park again, which is awesome, but also telling that no company wants their name associated with the 49ers.
Detroit over ATLANTA. One of these teams will be 1-0. Scary.
Cincinnati over BALTIMORE. The long national nightmare is over. Chad Johnson's changed his name to Chad Ocho Cinco, and the Bengals and the NFL have approved him putting it on his jersey. The brave Steeler who changes his name to "Derek Cincinnati Sucks" or some such will be mayor of Pittsburgh one day; mark our words.
TENNESSEE over Jacksonville. Upset special of the week.
Also: NEW ORLEANS over Tampa Bay, PHILLY over St Louis, PITTSBURGH over Houston, Dallas over CLEVELAND, INDY over Chicago, Denver over OAKLAND.
Leave yours in comments below.
The Red Sox are in Texas, Josh Beckett's back, the Rays avoided a sweep by the Yankees and are now 3 1/2 up on the Sox.
Picture from Patriots.com.



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Kansas City
Miami
Seattle
Green Bay
San Diego
Arizona
Atlanta
Cincinnati
Tennesse
Btw, I'm really looking forward to the day when I can the headline Cinco Stinko.
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I can see *
- sorry, I like to omit words a lot.
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i someday want to see espn 85: the ocho cinco
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In honor of his off-season asshatness, I predict Favre will pick up where he left off and throw 5 interceptions; Dolphins win...
~r
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-PATRIOTS over Kansas City. How we roll.
-MIAMI over Jets. The Chad Pennington & Bill Parcells Stick to New Yorkers Revenge Game.
-BUFFALO over Seattle. Marshawn Lynch hits and runs. Nuff said
-Minnesota over GREEN BAY. It’s Defense vs. Shaky QB’s. Rodgers has too much pressure on and off the field in this one.
-SAN DIEGO over Carolina. God I hate the Chargers.
-Arizona over SAN FRANCISCO. I would rather gargle razorblades than watch this game.
-Detroit over ATLANTA. Matt Ryan = EPIC FAIL.
-BALTIMORE over Cincinnati. With so much going on in their clubhouse, we have missed how truly and utterly Cincy will suck this year. Like, mega-balls suck.
-Jacksonville over TENNESSEE. Vince Young continues to struggle accurately throwing forward. Free Alge Crumpler!
-NEW ORLEANS over Tampa Bay and Gustav. They go 2-0 in week 1.
-PHILLY over St Louis. McNabb usually waits until week 5 to get injured
-Houston over PITTSBURGH. Upset time. Houston is the NFL’s answer to the Devil Rays this year.
-CLEVELAND over Dallas. Another upset pick. I’ll claim this was a typo later.
-INDY over Chicago. Kyle Orton should only be a starter in the Beerolympics.
-OAKLAND over Denver. Now I’m just being contrary.
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Green Bay all the way. For that reason, I'm gonna give Miami credit and beg to differ--Miami over Jets, absolutely. Favre is creaky, and it shows.
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New England
Atlanta (for some reason) over Detroit
Seattle
Jacksonville
New York Jets
Philadelphia
New Orleans
Pittsburgh
Cincinnati
San Diego
Arizona
Indianapolis
Dallas
Denver
Green Bay
Washington looked horrible last night. Rarely have I ever seen a team have so many 3rd and X yards to go wind up throwing a pass that got them X-2 yards. Or be behind by two scores and looking like THEY are running out the clock. If I were Wash. coach Jim Zorn, I might not unpack all of my boxes from my move to Washington, it may be a short stay in DC.
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Jocelyn, are you really picking KC over the Pats? Bold pick. Do you know something about Brady's foot that the rest of us don't know (not that I'm paranoid about that injury or anything ...)
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NE - Brady learns how to walk on his hands and throw with his good foot.
ATL - Detroit really stinks.
CIN
SEA
NYJ - Tuna/Dolphins bad mix.
NO
PHI - McNabb scores the winning TD, throws up on Asante.
HOU
JAX
DAL - They always open the postseason with a loss, not the regular season.
SD
SF
IND
GB
OAK
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VinF - nah, I justs didn't feel confident with him on the field. haha Although, we shall see if he's in it for the rest of the season now....