As his teammates reel and (possibly) retire, and while the Red Sox rejoice, Tom Brady shops. Ah, the life of injured luxury. Jezebel commenters make astute observations about TB's appearance, including:
why the blazer? is he hiding more babies in there?
This is the first picture of him I've seen where I didn't want to launch myself at his pulchritude. I'm feeling sorry for him; he looks so bereft and sort of pathetic.
It's gratifying to know that Tom Brady is capable of looking like a Poindexter in certain pictures.
he should shop for a new haircut while he's at it
And, our favorite:
They look like my neighbors from when I lived in Nederland, Colorado. They played bongos and smoked weed all the time, had a dog with a hemp collar, and were fond of that "Take a Load off Man" (or whatever they're saying) song on repeat at all hours of the night.
If only The Band had been at Farm Aid.


