Various internet websites are claiming that Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen may skip the "alter" altogether and elope. We can't quite see Brazilian beauty Gisele slumming it in a Vegas chapel like some girls, but maybe they can do something simple and sweet on the Vineyard (or, perhaps more likely, in L.A. The rumors are based on an anonymous quote from a supposed friend of Gisele. who says of the couple:

I don't think they will even bother getting engaged--and will just slip off and marry quietly. But I think that's sooner rather than later.

Shouldn't they wait, though, until the Dreamboat is old enough to bear the rings?