October 9, 2008
The Future Turd of a Douchebag

As the rest of Massachusetts tries to figure out how to pay its heating bill this winter, the chefs at Persephone present this, the $100 sandwich. We hear that the price is so high because the Manchego is actually made from the man milk of Henry Paulson. All hail the deregulation of the dairy industry.



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Ok, that is OFFICIALLY the best blog post EVER!!! I nearly snarfed my homemade cup of coffee...can't afford Starbucks/Dunkins/au bon anymore!
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Wow. What an amazing piece of well thought out journalism. Using the words turd, douchebag, and man milk all in one post. It's amazing that so many people haven't heard of Bostonist.
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bosco, we'd use the word "turd" in every post if it meant getting lovely comments from people like you! Thanks for supporting the site (and driving up our pageviews).
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the first draft of any of my posts begins as a string of well-chosen expletives and crude imagery before inevitably devolving into its final form of tedious commentary on opera, or amateurish photography of beer.
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but that's not journalism! what are you thinking?
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As an editor of Bostonist, can you please tell the readership more about man milk, turds, and douching?
I'm sure it'll really drive the pageviews up even if it is at the expense of quality, integrity, or common decency.
Morons.
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Hey...
Someone has to have confidence in the economy by selling or eating an overpriced sandwich...
Thank you, douchebags!
~r
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Bosco sounds like the kind of cultured person who might enjoy this $100 sandwich. Clearly we are not in his league.
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Or she - I don't mean to discriminate.
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man milk *shudder*
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who would eat a $100 sandwich....is Paris Hilton in town?? She might if you tell her it has man milk in it *gagging just thinking that thought*.
No wonder the economy is in the shitter....$100 sandwiches, winter heating bills at an all time high, gas at $4 a gallon.....no one is making more money then before, but the cost of everything is going up and up and up....
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I meant to ask if you tried the sandwich.