Bite Size News, November 5

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• Yes, we can... vote in record numbers, breaking the 3 million mark. [Globe]
• If "voting's lame," we suppose Massachusetts is the lamest. [Gawker]
• A Patriots cheerleader fired for drawing dicks on people has sworn revenge. [Boston Daily]
• The ocean got freaky up in Maine. Maybe it was excited about the election? [Globe]
• Michael Crichton lost his battle with cancer. [Globe]
• Sudden heart attack deaths down, but the month after an attack is still dangerous. [WBZTV]
• A Vermont man shot a wall to celebrate Obama's win. Aren't the Republicans supposed to party with guns? [WCVB]
• "As we enter a new era of equality for all people, the election of Barack Obama will decidedly be a milestone in U.S. history, undeniable proof that Americans, when pushed to the very brink, are willing to look past outward appearances and judge a person by the quality of his character and strength of his record. So as long as that person is not a woman." Sigh. [The Onion]