According to the venerable Sun, Mark Wahlberg thinks that super-skinny coke fiend model Kate Moss looks like his nephew. The stick-figured Moss is a "a very pretty nephew," but a nephew nonetheless. We don't know if we're more disturbed by Moss's extreme thinness or Wahlberg's willingness to find nephews "pretty." Young Wahlbergs, watch out. Marky Mark may also be going out on tour with his Funky Bunch again soon--he says "All your wildest dreams come true on tour.”

Week Around the Ists, November 1–7


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