Bite Size News: Fire in the Hole Edition

• Manhole fires in the Theatre District knocked out electricity to a chunk of downtown for several hours and closed RMV offices statewide. [Boston Globe]
• Personal belongings of Ted Williams and his third wife were auctioned this weekend, and Teddy Ballgame is going to be pissed when he's unfrozen! [Boston Herald]
• If someone plays a piano in the woods of Harwich and no one hears them, is that similar to a tree falling? [Cape Cod Times]
• A North Attleboro youth blew it in the final round of "Teen Jeopardy" last week. [Boston Herald]
• Scientology security guards kill a man with samurai swords, and we don't know if he was wearing a Guy Fawkes mask. [LA Times]
• As far as we know, no Boston musicians won anything at the American Music Awards. NKOTB was robbed! [Entertainment Weekly]

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